Cranky Hank was born in 1927 and adopted by a wealthy apple farmer. He grew up in upstate New York and attended private schooling. He and his father didn’t see eye to eye on everything (sound familiar?). Being raised on a farm required manual labor and that was something Cranky Hank didn’t like. Trying to figure out how to get away, Hank had the bright idea of joining the military (and that was a good idea)
We ordered food to go. Hank bread, a Hawaiian pizza, and pasta bake. Everything was AMAZING. Definitely recommend and will definitely order again and again! Can’t wait to dine in some time and try the hank juice!
Kayla
Happy Customar
So glad you have opened again!! simply the best pizza period!
Steve
Happy Customar
He wanted to be a Marine. And he was. A Drill Instructor, so he claimed.
Cranky Hank had found his niché. He liked yelling. And yell he did. About
everything. But like most yellers, he had a heart of gold. Need something?
Just ask. He’d be there to help…without yelling!
They say the Marines helped him and gave him a good work ethic (the military
is good for that). After his military career, Hank settled down and raised a family. Still cranky, he never forgot how to raise his voice, but he did forget how to smile. Well, Hank’s not raising his voice now, he passed away years ago. But his influence is loud and clear. People ask me if I knew him. I knew him, I
didn’t always understand him, but he did teach me to laugh, smile, and enjoy family and life.
Cheers! Here’s to you Dad.
With Our Famous Pizza Sauce
Small 12” – $10.25
Large 16” – 13.25
Tortilla Chips Topped with Nacho Cheese and Served with Salsa
$6.95
Tortilla Chips Topped with Seasoned Meat, Nacho Cheese, Lettuce, Tomatoes, Onions, Jalapeños, Black Olives, and Served with Salsa
$12.95
Flavors: Garlic Parmesan, BBQ or Our Famous Wing Sauce
$7.95
3 – 3oz meatballs served with red sauce
and topped with mozzarella cheese
$8.45
Served in our own sauce…a little sweet, a little heat.
1lb – $10.95
Boneless Wings
$10.95
With Our Famous Pizza Sauce
Tortilla Chips Topped with Nacho Cheese and Served with Salsa
$5.95
Tortilla Chips Topped with Seasoned Meat, Nacho Cheese, Lettuce, Tomatoes, Onions, Jalapeños, Black Olives, and Served with Salsa
$10.95
Served in our own sauce…a little sweet, a little heat.
1 lb – $10.95
Fresh Lettuce, Tomato and Cheddar Cheese
$2.75
Fresh Lettuce, Seasoned Meat, Tomato, Chips, Salsa, and Cheese
$11.95
Fresh Lettuce, Tomato, Green Pepper,
Onion, Cheese, and Seasoned Chicken
$11.95
Fresh Lettuce, Tomato and Cheddar Cheese
$3.50
Fresh Lettuce, Seasoned Meat, Tomato, Chips, Salsa, and Cheese
$8.95
Fresh Lettuce, Tomato, Green Pepper, Onion, Cheese, and Seasoned Chicken
$8.95
With Sauce, Meatballs and Served with Garlic Bread
$11.95
Gluten Free fusilli pasta freshly baked with red sauce & mozzarella cheese plus your choice of three toppings – Served with garlic bread
*beef, bacon, chicken and stromboli sausage – each $1 extra
*additional toppings – each $1 extra
$11.95
Freshly baked with cheese and your choice of one meat topping and three vegetable toppings. Served with a side of red sauce
*beef, bacon, chicken and stromboli sausage – each $1 extra
*additional toppings – each $1 extra
$13.95
Our awesome meatballs just in a calzone! Deliciously baked with red sauce and mozzarella cheese
*beef, bacon, chicken and stromboli sausage – each $1 extra
*additional toppings – each $1 extra
$13.95
Like our taco pizza? You’ll love the calzone! Deliciously baked with red sauce and mozzarella cheese
*beef, bacon, chicken and stromboli sausage – each $1 extra
*additional toppings/ingredients – each $1 extra
$13.95
Italian Beef, mozzarella cheese, peppercinis,
green peppers, served with au jus
$16.95
With Sauce, Meatballs and Served with Garlic Bread
$11.25
Freshly Baked with Cheese and Your Choice of Three Toppings – Served with Garlic Bread – Additional Toppings $1 Each
$9.00
Freshly Baked with Cheese and Your Choice of Three Toppings – Additional Toppings $1 Each
$12.50
Pepsi, Diet Pepsi, Mountain Dew, Wild Cherry Pepsi, Dr. Pepper, Sierra Mist, Mug Root Beer, Orange Crush
$2.65
$2.65
$2.65
$2.65
Chilled Mug – $3.25
Mini Pitcher – $6.50
Pitcher – $9.00
Chilled Mug – $4.75
Mini Pitcher – $10.50
Pitcher – $13.50
Choice of 4 (5oz) Glasses
$11.00
10oz
$6.25
Be Careful! If You Like Margaritas with a Kick, You’ll Love This!
Pepsi, Diet Pepsi, Mountain Dew, Wild Cherry Pepsi, Dr. Pepper, Sierra Mist, Mug Root Beer, Orange Crush
$2.25
$2.25
$2.25
$2.25
Choice of 4 (5oz) Glasses
$11.00
10oz
$6.25
10oz
$5.25
Be Careful! If You Like Margaritas with a Kick, You’ll Love This!
3 Tender Meatballs Smothered in Spaghetti Sauce, Topped with Mozzarella and Baked Close to Perfection. Served with Tater Tots
$12.25
Served Between Slices of Hoagie Bun with Your Choice of Cheese, Mushroom, Green Pepper, and Onion – Served with Au Jus and Tater Tots
$12.95
Your choice of two meats and two toppings on hoagie roll with pizza sauce and mozzarella cheese – Served with Tater Tots
$12.95
3 Tender Meatballs Smothered in Spaghetti Sauce, Topped with Mozzarella and Baked Close to Perfection. Served with Tater Tots
$10.95
Canadian Bacon, Pepperoni, Mushroom, Marinara, Sauerkraut, Jalapeño, and Cheese on a Sub Roll Toasted to Perfection – Served with Tater Tots
$10.95
Served Between Slices of Hoagie Bun with Your Choice of Cheese, Mushroom, Green Pepper, and Onion – Served with Au Jus and Tater Tots
$10.95
Seasoned Sausage, Pizza Sauce, Onion, Tomato, Jalapeño, Mozzarella Cheese, and Baked to Perfection – Served with Tater Tots
$10.95
Bacon – Beef – Black Olive – Canadian Bacon – Fresh Tomato – Garlic Chicken – Green Olive – Green Pepper – Jalapeño – Mushrooms – Onion – Peppercinis – Pepperoni – Pineapple – Potato – Sauerkraut – Sausage – Stromboli Sausage
Bacon (+$2.00) – Beef (+$2.00) – Garlic Chicken (+$2.00) – Stromboli (+$2.00) – Extra Cheese(+$2.00) – Gluten Free Crust, add $5.00 (medium only)
* Additional Topping $1.50 Each
Medium 12” – $13.50
X-Large 16” – $20.50
Medium 12” – $14.50
X-Large 16” – $21.50
Medium 12” – $15.50
X-Large 16” – $22.50
Medium 12” – $16.50
X-Large 16” – $23.50
Artichoke Hearts – Black Olive – Canadian Bacon – Fresh Tomato – Green Olive – Green Pepper – Jalapeño – Mushroom – Onion – Pepperoni – Pineapple – Potato – Sauerkraut – Sausage
Bacon (+$2) – Beef (+$2) – Garlic Chicken (+$2) – Stromboli (+$2) – Extra Cheese(+$2)
Additional Topping $1 Each
Additional Toppings or Substitutions Add $1
Bar-B-Que Beef, Bacon, Mozzarella
Medium 12” – $17.95
X-Large 16” – $24.95
Bar-B-Que Chicken, Mozzarella
Medium 12” – $17.95
X-Large 16” – $24.95
Bacon, Lettuce, Fresh Tomato, Mozzarella
Medium 12” – $17.95
X-Large 16” – $24.95
Frank’s Red Hot, chicken, tomatoes, onions and mozzarella
Medium 12” – $17.95
X-Large 16” – $24.95
Tastes Just Like a Cheeseburger! – Beef, Pickle, Onion, Ketchup, Mustard, Mozzarella, and Cheddar Cheese
Medium 12” – $17.95
X-Large 16” – $24.95
Chicken, Ranch Dressing, Bacon, Potato, Mozzarella
Medium 12” – $17.95
X-Large 16” – $24.95
Seasoned Chicken, Green Pepper, Onion, Fresh Tomato, Mozzarella
Medium 12” – $17.95
X-Large 16” – $24.95
Garlic chicken, fresh tomato, onion, mozzarella with garlic butter basted crust
Medium 12” – $17.95
X-Large 16” – $24.95
Canadian Bacon, Pineapple, Sauerkraut, Mozzarella
Medium 12” – $17.95
X-Large 16” – $24.95
Sausage, Pepperoni, Canadian Bacon, Mushroom, Onion, Green Pepper, Black Olive, Green Olive, Sauerkraut, Pineapple, Jalapeño, Mozzarella
Medium 12” – $20.95
X-Large 16” – $27.95
Ranch dressing, gyro meat, mozzarella cheese topped with a sweet cucumber and onion salad and fresh tomatoes
Medium 12” – $17.95
X-Large 16” – $24.95
Canadian Bacon, Sausage, Pepperoni, Bacon, Mozzarella
Medium 12” – $17.95
X-Large 16” – $24.95
Corned Beef, Sauerkraut, 1,000 Island Dressing, Mozzarella
Medium 12” – $17.95
X-Large 16” – $24.95
Just like a jalapeño popper! A cream cheese base with sausage, jalapeños, bacon and cheddar cheese with a touch of mozzarella
Medium 12” – $17.95
X-Large 16” – $24.95
Stromboli, Pineapple, Pepperoni, Mozzarella
Medium 12” – $17.95
X-Large 16” – $24.95
Spicy Sausage, Mozzarella
Medium 12” – $17.95
X-Large 16” – $24.95
Seasoned Meat, Chips, Lettuce, Fresh Tomato, Mozzarella
Medium 12” – $17.95
X-Large 16” – $24.95
Sausage, Potato, Mozzarella
Medium 12” – $17.95
X-Large 16” – $24.95
Onion, Mushroom, Green Pepper, Black Olive, Fresh Tomato, Mozzarella
Medium 12” – $17.95
X-Large 16” – $24.95
Spicy Wing Sauce with a Touch of Ranch, Chicken, Mushrooms, Mozzarella
Medium 12” – $17.95
X-Large 16” – $24.95
Additional Toppings or Substitutions Add $1
Onion, Mushroom, Green Pepper, Black Olive, Fresh Tomato, Mozzarella, and Cheddar Cheese
Bar-B-Que Beef, Bacon, Mozzarella, and Cheddar Cheese
Seasoned Meat, Chips, Lettuce, Fresh Tomato, Mozzarella, and Cheddar Cheese
Bacon, Lettuce, Fresh Tomato, Mozzarella, and Cheddar Cheese
Canadian Bacon, Pineapple, Sauerkraut, Mozzarella, and Cheddar Cheese
Bar-B-Que Chicken, Mozzarella, and Cheddar Cheese
Corned Beef, Sauerkraut, 1,000 Island Dressing, Mozzarella, and Cheddar Cheese
Seasoned Chicken, Green Pepper, Onion, Fresh Tomato, Mozzarella, and Cheddar Cheese
Sausage, Potato, Mozzarella, and Cheddar Cheese
Canadian Bacon, Sausage, Pepperoni, Bacon, Mozzarella, and Cheddar Cheese
Garlic Chicken, Fresh Tomato, Onion, Mozzarella, and Cheddar Cheese
Tastes Just Like a Cheeseburger! – Beef, Pickle, Onion, Ketchup, Mustard, Mozzarella, and Cheddar Cheese
Chicken, Ranch Dressing, Bacon, Potato, Mozzarella, and Cheddar Cheese
Stromboli, Pineapple, Pepperoni, Mozzarella, and Cheddar Cheese
Spicy Sausage, Mozzarella and Cheddar Cheese
Spicy Wing Sauce with a Touch of Ranch, Chicken, Mushrooms, Mozzarella, and Cheddar Cheese
Sausage, Pepperoni, Canadian Bacon, Mushroom, Onion, Green Pepper, Black Olive, Green Olive, Sauerkraut, Pineapple, Jalapeño, Mozzarella, and Cheddar Cheese
Sausage, Jalapeño, Onion, Fresh Tomato, Mozzarella
Medium 12” – $16.95
X-Large 16” – $23.95
Sausage, Pepperoni, Canadian Bacon, Mushroom, Green Pepper, Onion, Mozzarella
Medium 12” – $16.95
X-Large 16” – $23.95
Cheesecake
$6.00
Sausage, Jalapeño, Onion, Fresh Tomato, Mozzarella, and Cheddar Cheese
Sausage, Pepperoni, Canadian Bacon, Mushroom, Green Pepper, Onion, Mozzarella, and Cheddar Cheese
Cheese Cake
$5