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Cranky Hank was born in 1927 and adopted by a wealthy apple farmer. He grew up in upstate New York and attended private schooling. He and his father didn’t see eye to eye on everything (sound familiar?). Being raised on a farm required manual labor and that was something Cranky Hank didn’t like. Trying to figure out how to get away, Hank had the bright idea of joining the military (and that was a good idea)

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Cranky Hank

He wanted to be a Marine. And he was. A Drill Instructor, so he claimed.
Cranky Hank had found his niché. He liked yelling. And yell he did. About
everything. But like most yellers, he had a heart of gold. Need something?
Just ask. He’d be there to help…without yelling!

They say the Marines helped him and gave him a good work ethic (the military
is good for that). After his military career, Hank settled down and raised a family. Still cranky, he never forgot how to raise his voice, but he did forget how to smile. Well, Hank’s not raising his voice now, he passed away years ago. But his influence is loud and clear. People ask me if I knew him. I knew him, I
didn’t always understand him, but he did teach me to laugh, smile, and enjoy family and life.

Cheers! Here’s to you Dad.

Appetizer

All appetizers served with one sauce, additional sauces ………….50¢

SAUCES

BBQ, Bleu Cheese, Buffalo, Franks Red Hot, Garlic Parmesan,
Hank’s Own, Honey Mustard, Honey Sriracha, Ranch, Sweet Chili.

Hank Bread
With our famous pizza sauce

Medium – $11.95
X-Large 16” – 14.95

Nachos Supreme

Tortilla chips topped with seasoned meat,
nacho cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, onions,
jalapenos, black olives and served with salsa

$16.95

Money Bags

1oz meatballs wrapped in our dough. Served with marinara.

$9.95

Breaded Mushrooms

$9.95

Meatballs

3 – 3oz meatballs served with Marina sauce
and topped with mozzarella cheese

$9.95

Roasted Brussel Sprouts
Flavors: Garlic Parmesan or our own recipe, sweet with sass.

$9.95

Wings

Naked or tossed with your favorite sauce.

$9.95

Boneless Wings

$9.95

Onion Rings

$9.95

Wisconsin White Cheddar Cheese Curds

$9.95

Breaded Cauliflower

$9.95

Broccoli & Cheddar Bites

$9.95

Jalapeno Poppers

$9.95

Mac & Cheese Bites

Bacon or Jalepeno

$8.95

Mozzarella Sticks

$9.95

Appetizer

All appetizers served with one sauce, additional sauces ………….50¢

SAUCES
BBQ, Hank’s Own, Ranch, Franks Red Hot, Bleu Cheese, Garlic Parmesan, Honey Siracha, Buffalo, Sweet Chili.
Hank Bread
With our famous pizza sauce

Medium 12” – $10.95
X-Large 16” – 13.95

Nachos Supreme
Tortilla chips topped with seasoned meat, nacho cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, onions, jalapenos, black olives and served with salsa

$14.95

Breaded Mushrooms

$8.95

Meatballs

3 – 3oz meatballs served with red sauce
and topped with mozzarella cheese

$9.95

Roasted Brussel Sprouts
Flavors: Garlic Parmesan or our own recipe, sweet with sass.

$8.95

Wings 1lb
Naked or tossed with your favorite sauce.

$10.95

Boneless Wings

$10.95

Onion Rings

$8.95

Wisconsin White Cheddar Cheese Curds

$8.95

Breaded Cauliflower

$8.95

Broccoli & Cheddar Bites

$8.95

Mac & Cheese Bites

Bacon or Jalepeno

$8.95

Mozzarella Sticks

$8.95

Salads

Dressings: Bleu Cheese, Italian, Ranch, Russian,
Thousand Island 

Garden Salad

Fresh lettuce, tomato and cheddar cheese.
Your choice of dressing.

$4.95

Taco Salad

Fresh lettuce, seasoned meat, tomato, chips, cheddar cheese
and salsa

$12.95

Chicken Fajita Salad

Fresh lettuce, tomato, green pepper, onion, cheese and
seasoned chicken. Your choice of dressing.

$12.95

Salads

Garden Salad

Fresh lettuce, tomato and cheddar cheese. Your choice of dressing.

$4.95

Taco Salad

Fresh lettuce, seasoned meat, tomato, chips, salsa and cheddar cheese.

$11.95

Chicken Fajita Salad

Fresh lettuce, tomato, green pepper, onion, cheese and seasoned chicken
Your choice of dressing. 

$11.95

Pastas & Calzones

Toppings: Bacon, beef, black olive, Canadian bacon, garlic chicken, green pepper, fresh tomato, green olive, jalapeno, mushroom, onion,
pepperoncini, pepperoni, pineapple, potato, sauerkraut, sausage, stromboli.
All pastas served with garlic bread. Additional toppings – each $1 extra

Spaghetti

With marinara sauce, meatballs.
Served with garlic bread.

$14.95

Add Meat Sauce

$2.00

Lasagna Pasta Bake

Cheddar cheese, onion, green peppers, tomato, cottage
cheese, sausage, maranara.

$16.95

Pasta Bake

Gluten Free fusilli pasta freshly baked with
mozzarella cheese plus your choice of three toppings.
Served with garlic bread. Your choice of sauce: marinara,
garlic butter, alfredo or cream cheese.
*Additional toppings – each $1 extra.

$14.95

Chicken Alfredo Pasta Bake

Gluten Free fusilli pasta freshly baked with
garlic chicken, Alfredo sauce & mozzarella cheese.

$16.95

Damn it Dede Pasta Bake

Cream cheese, Italian beef, pepperocinis,
mozzarella cheese, onion.

$16.95

Krabby Rangoon Pasta Bake

Crab, cream cheese, fried onions, green onions, sweet chili
sauce, mozzarella.

$16.95

Calzone

Freshly baked with mozzarella cheese and your
choice of one meat topping and three vegetable toppings.
Served with a side of marinara sauce.
*Additional toppings – each $1 extra.

$15.95

Meatball Calzone

Our awesome meatballs just in a calzone!
Deliciously baked with marinara sauce and mozzarella cheese.

$16.95

Taco Calzone

Like our taco pizza? You’ll love the calzone!
Topped with lettuce, tomato and taco chips.

$16.95

Italian Beef Calzone

Italian Beef, mozzarella cheese, pepperoncinis, onions, mushrooms, green peppers.
Served with au jus.

$16.95

Pastas & Calzone

Spaghetti
With sauce, meatballs and served with garlic bread

$12.95

Lasagna
Our own sausage with lasagna noodles, cheddar and mozzarella cheese, onions, green peppers, tomatoes, hanks own marinara sauce. Served with garlic bread.

$13.95

Pasta Bake
Gluten Free fusilli pasta freshly baked with red sauce & mozzarella cheese plus your choice of three toppings – Served with garlic bread
*additional toppings – each $1 extra

$14.95

Chicken Alfredo Bake

Gluten Free fusilli pasta freshly baked with Alfredo sauce & mozzarella cheese, garlic chicken – Served with garlic bread
*additional toppings – each $1 extra

$15.95

Krabby Rangoon Pasta Bake

Gluten Free fusilli pasta freshly baked with Crab, cream cheese, fried onions, green onions, sweet chili sauce, mozzarella. – Served with garlic bread
*additional toppings – each $1 extra

$16.95

Calzone

Freshly baked with cheese and your choice of one meat topping and three vegetable toppings. Served with a side of marinara sauce.
*additional toppings – each $1 extra

$14.95

Meatball Calzone

Our awesome meatballs just in a calzone! Deliciously baked with marinara sauce and
mozzarella cheese.
*additional toppings – each $1 extra

$15.95

Taco Calzone

Like our taco pizza? You’ll love the calzone! Topped with lettuce, tomato and taco chips.
*additional toppings/ingredients – each $1 extra

$15.95

Italian Beef Calzone

Italian Beef, mozzarella cheese, pepperoncinis, onions, mushrooms, green peppers.
Served with au jus. 

$16.95

Beverages

Soda

Soda… Pepsi, Diet Pepsi, Mountain Dew, Diet Mountain Dew, Wild Cherry Pepsi, Dr. Pepper, Starry, Mug Root Beer.

$2.95

Iced Tea

$2.95

Lemonade

$2.95

Raspberry Tea

$2.95

Ciders

Chilled Mug – $7.00

Domestic Draft

Chilled Mug – $4.00
Mini Pitcher – $6.50
Pitcher – $9.00

Crafts Draft

Chilled Mug – $4.75
Mini Pitcher – $10.50
Pitcher – $13.50

Beer Flights

Choice of 4 (5oz) Glasses

$9.00

Mixed Drinks

(excludes Scotch)

$6.50

Scotch

ask for current selection!

$Market Price 

Hank Juice

Be Careful…If you like margaritas with a kick, you’ll love this!

Hank Juice by the Pint – $7.50
Hank Juice by the Pitcher – $24.50

Beverages

Soda
Soda… Pepsi, Diet Pepsi, Mountain Dew, Diet Mountain Dew, Wild Cherry Pepsi, Dr. Pepper, Starry, Diet Starry, Mug Root Beer.

$2.95

Iced Tea

$2.95

Lemonade

$2.95

Raspberry Tea

$2.95

Ciders

Chilled Mug – $7.00
Chilled 5oz glasses – $4.00

Domestic Draft

Chilled Mug – $4.00
Mini Pitcher – $6.50
Pitcher – $9.00

Imports & Crafts

Draft Chilled Mug – $4.75
Draft Mini Pitcher – $10.50
Draft Pitcher – $13.50

Beer Flights

Choice of 4 (5oz) Glasses

$9.00

Mixed Drinks

(excludes Scotch)

$6.50

Scotch

ask for current selection!

$Market Price 

Hank Juice

Be Careful…If you like margaritas with a kick, you’ll love this!

Hank Juice by the Pint – $7.50
Hank Juice by the Pitcher – $24.50

Sandwiches

All sandwiches served with tater tots.

Meatball

3 tender meatballs smothered in marinara sauce, topped with mozzarella and Baked close to perfection.

$14.95

Italian Beef

Served between slices of hoagie bun with Italian Beef,
mozzarella cheese, pepperoncinis, onions, mushrooms,
green peppers. Served with au jus.

$14.95

Add sausage link

$3.95

Sandwiches

All sandwiches served with tater tots.

Meatball
3 tender meatballs smothered in spaghetti sauce, topped with mozzarella and Baked close to perfection.

$13.95

Italian Beef
Served between slices of hoagie bun with Italian Beef, mozzarella cheese, pepperoncinis, onions, mushrooms, green peppers. Served with au jus.

$13.95

Chicken Parmesan
Served between slices of hoagie bun with garlic chicken slices, mozzarella cheese, marinara sauce, baked close to perfection.

$13.95

Pizza

Toppings

Bacon, beef, black olive, Canadian bacon, fresh tomato, garlic chicken,
green pepper, green olive, jalapeno, mushroom, onion, pepperoncini, pepperoni,
pineapple, potato, sauerkraut, sausage, stromboli.

bacon, beef, chicken or stromboli sausage – each $2 extra
Extra cheese add $2.00
Gluten Free or Cauliflower Crust, add $5.00 (medium only)

* Additional Toppings: each $1.00 extra

One Topping

Solo 7″ – $9.45

Medium 12” – $16.45

X-Large 16” – $23.45

Two Topping

Solo 7″ – $10.45

Medium 12” – $17.45

X-Large 16” – $24.45

Three Topping

Solo 7″ – $11.45

Medium 12” – $18.45

X-Large 16” – $25.45

Four Topping

Solo 7″ – $12.45

Medium 12” – $19.45

X-Large 16” – $26.45

Pizza

Toppings
Bacon, beef, garlic chicken, sausage, pepperoni, Canadian bacon, potato, onion, mushroom, green pepper, pineapple, jalapeno, fresh tomato, green olive, black olive, peppercinis, sauerkraut, stromboli.

Bacon (+$2.00) – Beef (+$2.00) – Garlic Chicken (+$2.00) – Stromboli (+$2.00) – Extra Cheese(+$2.00) – Gluten Free Crust, add $5.00 (medium only)

* Additional Toppings Any Pizza: add $1.00 each

One Topping

Solo 7″ – $8.95

Medium 12” – $15.95

X-Large 16” – $22.95

Two Topping

Solo 7″ – $9.95

Medium 12” – $16.95

X-Large 16” – $23.95

Three Topping

Solo 7″ – $10.95

Medium 12” – $17.95

X-Large 16” – $24.95

Four Topping

Solo 7″ – $11.95

Medium 12” – $18.95

X-Large 16” – $25.95

Specialty Pizza Flavors

“B” Cranky

Bar-b-que beef, bacon, mozzarella.

Bar-B-Que Chicken

Bar-b-que chicken, mozzarella

Hank’s Suggestion: Add Pineapple

BLT

Bacon, lettuce, fresh tomato, mozzarella.

Cheeseburger

Tastes just like a cheeseburger!… with beef, pickles, onion, ketchup, mustard, mozzarella
and cheddar cheese.

Hank’s Suggestion: Add Bacon, WOW!

Chicken Bacon Ranch Potato

Chicken, ranch dressing, bacon, potato, mozzarella.

Dill Dough

Cream cheese, Canadian bacon, dill pickle and mozzarella cheese.

Fajita Chicken

Seasoned chicken, green pepper, onion, fresh tomatoes,
mozzarella.

Hank’s Suggestion: Add Jalapeno

Garlic Chicken

Garlic chicken, fresh tomato, onion, mozzarella with garlic butter.

Hank’s Suggestion: Add Mushrooms

Hawaiian Delight

Canadian bacon, pineapple, sauerkraut, mozzarella.

Krabby Rangoon

Crab, cream cheese, fried onions, green onions, sweet chili sauce, mozzarella

Loaded Potato

cream cheese, bacon, tots, green onion, mozzarella, cheddar

Love of Greece

Ranch dressing, gyro meat, mozzarella cheese topped with a sweet cucumber and
onion salad and fresh tomatoes

Mac & Cheese

Fusilli pasta, cream cheese, cheese sauce, cheddar, mozzarella

Hank’s Suggestion: Add Bacon

Meatlovers

Canadian bacon, sausage, pepperoni, bacon, mozzarella.

Hank’s Suggestion: Add Mushroom and Jalapeno

Reuben

Corned beef, sauerkraut, 1,000 island dressing, mozzarella.

Silent Alarm

Just like a jalapeno popper! A cream cheese base with sausage, jalapenos, bacon,
cheddar cheese with a touch of mozzarella.

Spicy Hawaiian

 Stromboli, pineapple, pepperoni, mozzarella.

Stromboli

Spicy sausage, mozzarella

Taco

Seasoned meat, chips, lettuce, fresh tomato, mozzarella, and cheddar cheese.
*Supreme includes jalapeño, onion, & black olives. Add $2.00

Hank’s Suggestion: Supreme it

Vegetarian

Onion, mushroom, green pepper, black olive, fresh tomato, mozzarella.

Hank’s Suggestion: Add Meat

Wing Man

Spicy wing sauce with a touch of ranch, chicken, mushrooms, mozzarella.

Kitchen Sink

Sausage, pepperoni, Canadian bacon, mushrooms, onion,
green pepper, black olive, green olive, sauerkraut, pineapple, jalapenos, mozzarella.

Hank’s Suggestion: Add Nothing

Speciality Pizza

“B” Cranky

Bar-b-que beef, bacon, mozzarella.

Solo 7″ – $12.95

Medium 12” – $19.95

X-Large 16” – $26.95

Bar-B-Que Chicken

 Bar-b-que chicken, mozzarella.

Solo 7″ – $12.95

Medium 12” – $19.95

X-Large 16” – $26.95

BLT

Bacon, lettuce, fresh tomato, mozzarella.

Solo 7″ – $12.95

Medium 12” – $19.95

X-Large 16” – $26.95

Cheeseburger

 Tastes just like a cheeseburger!… with beef, pickles, onion,
ketchup, mustard, mozzarella and cheddar cheese. 

Solo 7″ – $12.95

Medium 12” – $19.95

X-Large 16” – $26.95

Chicken Bacon Ranch Potato

Chicken, ranch dressing, bacon, potato.

Solo 7″ – $12.95

Medium 12” – $19.95

X-Large 16” – $26.95

Fajita Chicken

Seasoned chicken, green pepper, onion, fresh tomatoes,
mozzarella.

Solo 7″ – $12.95

Medium 12” – $19.95

X-Large 16” – $26.95

Garlic Chicken

Garlic chicken, fresh tomato, onion, mozzarella with garlic butter
basted crust.

Solo 7″ – $12.95

Medium 12” – $19.95

X-Large 16” – $26.95

Hawaiian Delight

Canadian bacon, pineapple, sauerkraut, mozzarella.

Solo 7″ – $12.95

Medium 12” – $19.95

X-Large 16” – $26.95

Krabby Rangoon

Crab, cream cheese, fried onions, green onions, sweet chili
sauce, mozzarella.

Solo 7″ – $12.95

Medium 12” – $19.95

X-Large 16” – $26.95

Love of Greece

ranch dressing, gyro meat, mozzarella cheese topped with a
sweet cucumber and onion salad and fresh tomatoes. 

Solo 7″ – $12.95

Medium 12” – $19.95

X-Large 16” – $26.95

Mac & Cheese

Fusilli pasta, cream cheese, cheese sauce, cheddar, mozzarella.

Solo 7″ – $12.95

Medium 12” – $19.95

X-Large 16” – $26.95

Meatlovers

Canadian bacon, sausage, pepperoni, bacon, mozzarella.

Solo 7″ – $12.95

Medium 12” – $19.95

X-Large 16” – $26.95

Reuben

Corned beef, sauerkraut, 1,000 island dressing, mozzarella.

Solo 7″ – $12.95

Medium 12” – $19.95

X-Large 16” – $26.95

Silent Alarm

Just like a jalapeno popper! A cream cheese base with sausage,
jalapenos, bacon and cheddar cheese with a touch of mozzarella.

Solo 7″ – $12.95

Medium 12” – $19.95

X-Large 16” – $26.95

Spicy Hawaiian

 Stromboli, pineapple, pepperoni, mozzarella.

Solo 7″ – $12.95

Medium 12” – $19.95

X-Large 16” – $26.95

Taco

Seasoned meat, chips, lettuce, fresh tomato, mozzarella, and cheddar cheese.
*Supreme includes Jalapeno, onion, & black olives. Add $2.00 

Solo 7″ – $12.95

Medium 12” – $19.95

X-Large 16” – $26.95

Vegetarian

Onion, mushroom, green pepper, black olive, fresh tomato, mozzarella.

Solo 7″ – $12.95

Medium 12” – $19.95

X-Large 16” – $26.95

Wing Man

Spicy wing sauce with a touch of ranch, chicken, mushrooms,
mozzarella.

Solo 7″ – $12.95

Medium 12” – $19.95

X-Large 16” – $26.95

Kitchen Sink

Sausage, pepperoni, Canadian bacon, mushrooms, onion,
green pepper, black olive, green olive, sauerkraut, pineapple, jalapenos, mozzarella.

Solo 7″ – $14.95

Medium 12” – $21.95

X-Large 16” – $28.95

House Specials

 The Hot Head

sausage, jalapeno, onion, fresh tomato, mozzarella cheese.

Solo 7” – $12.45

Medium 12” – $19.45

X-Large 16” – $26.45

The Bellyacher

sausage, pepperoni, Canadian bacon, mushroom, green pepper, onion, mozzarella cheese.

Solo 7” – $12.45

Medium 12” – $19.45

X-Large 16” – $26.45

Desserts

Cheesecake

Made from scratch exclusively for us! So delicious you might need two!
Original always available.
* Rotating Flavors – Please ask

$7.50 per slice

House Specials

 The Hot Head

Sausage, jalapeno, onion, fresh tomato, mozzarella.

Solo 7” – $11.95

Medium 12” – $18.95

X-Large 16” – $25.95

The Bellyacher

Sausage, pepperoni, Canadian bacon, mushroom, green pepper,
onion, mozzarella. 

Solo 7” – $11.95

Medium 12” – $18.95

X-Large 16” – $25.95

Desserts

Cheesecake

Made from scratch exclusively for us! So delicious you might need two!
Original always available.
* Seasonal Flavors – Blueberry, Raspberry, Lemon, Pumpkin, and who knows what

$7.50 per slice