Cranky Hanks Pizza and Bank

Welcome to Cranky Hanks

Our Story

Cranky Hank was born in 1927 and adopted by a wealthy apple farmer. He grew up in upstate New York and attended private schooling. He and his father didn’t see eye to eye on everything (sound familiar?). Being raised on a farm required manual labor and that was something Cranky Hank didn’t like. Trying to figure out how to get away, Hank had the bright idea of joining the military (and that was a good idea)

Testimonial

We ordered food to go. Hank bread, a Hawaiian pizza, and pasta bake. Everything was AMAZING. Definitely recommend and will definitely order again and again! Can’t wait to dine in some time and try the hank juice!

Kayla

Happy Customar

So glad you have opened again!! simply the best pizza period!

Steve

Happy Customar

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Cranky Hank

He wanted to be a Marine. And he was. A Drill Instructor, so he claimed.
Cranky Hank had found his niché. He liked yelling. And yell he did. About
everything. But like most yellers, he had a heart of gold. Need something?
Just ask. He’d be there to help…without yelling!

They say the Marines helped him and gave him a good work ethic (the military
is good for that). After his military career, Hank settled down and raised a family. Still cranky, he never forgot how to raise his voice, but he did forget how to smile. Well, Hank’s not raising his voice now, he passed away years ago. But his influence is loud and clear. People ask me if I knew him. I knew him, I
didn’t always understand him, but he did teach me to laugh, smile, and enjoy family and life.

Cheers! Here’s to you Dad.

Appetizer

Hank Bread

 With Our Famous Pizza Sauce

Small 12” – $8.95
Large 16” – 11.95
Nachos

Tortilla Chips Topped with Nacho Cheese and Served with Salsa

$5.95

Nachos Supreme

Tortilla Chips Topped with Seasoned Meat, Nacho Cheese, Lettuce, Tomatoes, Onions, Jalapeños, Black Olives, and Served with Salsa

$10.95

Wings

Served in our own sauce…a little sweet, a little heat.

1lb – $10.95

Appetizer

Hank Bread

 With Our Famous Pizza Sauce

Small 12” – $8.95
Large 16” – 11.95
Nachos

Tortilla Chips Topped with Nacho Cheese and Served with Salsa

$5.95

Nachos Supreme

Tortilla Chips Topped with Seasoned Meat, Nacho Cheese, Lettuce, Tomatoes, Onions, Jalapeños, Black Olives, and Served with Salsa

$10.95

Wings

 Served in our own sauce…a little sweet, a little heat.

1 lb – $10.95

Salads

Garden Salad

Fresh Lettuce, Tomato and Cheddar Cheese

$3.50

Taco Salad

Fresh Lettuce, Seasoned Meat, Tomato, Chips, Salsa, and Cheese

$8.95

Chicken Fajita Salad

Fresh Lettuce, Tomato, Green Pepper, Onion, Cheese, and Seasoned Chicken

$8.95

Salads

Garden Salad

Fresh Lettuce, Tomato and Cheddar Cheese

$3.50

Taco Salad

Fresh Lettuce, Seasoned Meat, Tomato, Chips, Salsa, and Cheese

$8.95

Chicken Fajita Salad

Fresh Lettuce, Tomato, Green Pepper, Onion, Cheese, and Seasoned Chicken

$8.95

Pastas & Calzone

Spaghetti

With Sauce, Meatballs and Served with Garlic Bread

$11.25

Pasta Bake

Freshly Baked with Cheese and Your Choice of Three Toppings – Served with Garlic Bread – Additional Toppings $1 Each

$9.00

Calzone

Freshly Baked with Cheese and Your Choice of Three Toppings – Additional Toppings $1 Each

$12.50

Pastas & Calzone

Spaghetti

With Sauce, Meatballs and Served with Garlic Bread

$11.25

Pasta Bake

Freshly Baked with Cheese and Your Choice of Three Toppings – Served with Garlic Bread – Additional Toppings $1 Each

$9.00

Calzone

Freshly Baked with Cheese and Your Choice of Three Toppings – Additional Toppings $1 Each

$12.50

Beverages

Soda

Pepsi, Diet Pepsi, Mountain Dew, Wild Cherry Pepsi, Dr. Pepper, Sierra Mist, Mug Root Beer, Orange Crush

$2.25

Iced Tea

$2.25

Lemonade

$2.25

Raspberry Tea

$2.25

Domestic Draft
Chilled Mug – $3.00
Mini Pitcher – $6.00
Pitcher – $9.00
Imports & Crafts
Chilled Mug – $4.50
Mini Pitcher – $10.00
Pitcher – $13.00
Beer Flights

Choice of 4 (5oz) Glasses

$11.00

Mixed Drinks

10oz

$6.25

Well Drinks

10oz

$5.25

Hank Juice

Be Careful! If You Like Margaritas with a Kick, You’ll Love This!

Pint – $7.00
Pitcher – $24.00

Beverages

Soda

Pepsi, Diet Pepsi, Mountain Dew, Wild Cherry Pepsi, Dr. Pepper, Sierra Mist, Mug Root Beer, Orange Crush

$2.25

Iced Tea

$2.25

Lemonade

$2.25

Raspberry Tea

$2.25

Domestic Draft
Chilled Mug – $3.00
Mini Pitcher – $6.00
Pitcher – $9.00
Imports & Crafts
Chilled Mug – $4.50
Mini Pitcher – $10.00
Pitcher – $13.00
Beer Flights

Choice of 4 (5oz) Glasses

$11.00

Mixed Drinks

10oz

$6.25

Well Drinks

10oz

$5.25

Hank Juice

Be Careful! If You Like Margaritas with a Kick, You’ll Love This!

Pint – $7.00
Pitcher – $24.00

Sandwiches

Meatball

3 Tender Meatballs Smothered in Spaghetti Sauce, Topped with Mozzarella and Baked Close to Perfection. Served with Tater Tots

$10.95

Mad Marj

Canadian Bacon, Pepperoni, Mushroom, Marinara, Sauerkraut, Jalapeño, and Cheese on a Sub Roll Toasted to Perfection – Served with Tater Tots

$10.95

Italian Beef

Served Between Slices of Hoagie Bun with Your Choice of Cheese, Mushroom, Green Pepper, and Onion – Served with Au Jus and Tater Tots

$10.95

Broke Banker

Seasoned Sausage, Pizza Sauce, Onion, Tomato, Jalapeño, Mozzarella Cheese, and Baked to Perfection – Served with Tater Tots

$10.95

Sandwiches

Meatball

3 Tender Meatballs Smothered in Spaghetti Sauce, Topped with Mozzarella and Baked Close to Perfection. Served with Tater Tots

$10.95

Mad Marj

Canadian Bacon, Pepperoni, Mushroom, Marinara, Sauerkraut, Jalapeño, and Cheese on a Sub Roll Toasted to Perfection – Served with Tater Tots

$10.95

Italian Beef

Served Between Slices of Hoagie Bun with Your Choice of Cheese, Mushroom, Green Pepper, and Onion – Served with Au Jus and Tater Tots

$10.95

Broke Banker

Seasoned Sausage, Pizza Sauce, Onion, Tomato, Jalapeño, Mozzarella Cheese, and Baked to Perfection – Served with Tater Tots

$10.95

Pizza

Toppings

Artichoke Hearts – Black Olive – Canadian Bacon – Fresh Tomato – Green Olive – Green Pepper – Jalapeño – Mushroom – Onion – Pepperoni – Pineapple – Potato – Sauerkraut – Sausage

Bacon (+$2) – Beef (+$2) – Garlic Chicken (+$2) – Stromboli (+$2) – Extra Cheese(+$2)

Additional Topping $1 Each

One Topping
Medium 12” – $12.95
X-Large 16” – $19.95
Two Topping
Medium 12” – $13.95
X-Large 16” – $20.95
Three Topping
Medium 12” – $14.95
X-Large 16” – $21.95
Four Topping
Medium 12” – $15.95 
X-Large 16” – $22.95

Pizza

Toppings

Artichoke Hearts – Black Olive – Canadian Bacon – Fresh Tomato – Green Olive – Green Pepper – Jalapeño – Mushroom – Onion – Pepperoni – Pineapple – Potato – Sauerkraut – Sausage

Bacon (+$2) – Beef (+$2) – Garlic Chicken (+$2) – Stromboli (+$2) – Extra Cheese(+$2)

Additional Topping $1 Each

One Topping
Medium 12” – $12.95
X-Large 16” – $19.95
Two Topping
Medium 12” – $13.95
X-Large 16” – $20.95
Three Topping
Medium 12” – $14.95
X-Large 16” – $21.95
Four Topping
Medium 12” – $15.95
X-Large 16” – $22.95

Speciality Pizza

Additional Toppings or Substitutions Add $1

Vegetarian

Onion, Mushroom, Green Pepper, Black Olive, Fresh Tomato, Mozzarella, and Cheddar Cheese

Medium 12” – $16.95
X-Large 16” – $23.95
“B” Cranky - I Don’t Think So!

Bar-B-Que Beef, Bacon, Mozzarella, and Cheddar Cheese

Medium 12” – $16.95 X-Large 16” – $23.95

Taco

Seasoned Meat, Chips, Lettuce, Fresh Tomato, Mozzarella, and Cheddar Cheese

Medium 12” – $16.95
X-Large 16” – $23.95
BLT

Bacon, Lettuce, Fresh Tomato, Mozzarella, and Cheddar Cheese

Medium 12” – $16.95 X-Large 16” – $23.95

Hawaiian Delight

Canadian Bacon, Pineapple, Sauerkraut, Mozzarella, and Cheddar Cheese

Medium 12” – $16.95
X-Large 16” – $23.95
Bar-B-Que Chicken

Bar-B-Que Chicken, Mozzarella, and Cheddar Cheese

Medium 12” – $16.95
X-Large 16” – $23.95
Reuben

Corned Beef, Sauerkraut, 1,000 Island Dressing, Mozzarella, and Cheddar Cheese

Medium 12” – $16.95
X-Large 16” – $23.95
Fajita Chicken

Seasoned Chicken, Green Pepper, Onion, Fresh Tomato, Mozzarella, and Cheddar Cheese

Medium 12” – $16.95
X-Large 16” – $23.95
Tater Pie

Sausage, Potato, Mozzarella, and Cheddar Cheese

Medium 12” – $16.95
X-Large 16” – $23.95
Meatlovers

Canadian Bacon, Sausage, Pepperoni, Bacon, Mozzarella, and Cheddar Cheese

Medium 12” – $16.95
X-Large 16” – $23.95
Garlic Chicken

Garlic Chicken, Fresh Tomato, Onion, Mozzarella, and Cheddar Cheese

Medium 12” – $16.95
X-Large 16” – $23.95
Cheeseburger

Tastes Just Like a Cheeseburger! – Beef, Pickle, Onion, Ketchup, Mustard, Mozzarella, and Cheddar Cheese

Medium 12” – $16.95
X-Large 16” – $23.95
Chicken Bacon Ranch Potato

Chicken, Ranch Dressing, Bacon, Potato, Mozzarella, and Cheddar Cheese

Medium 12” – $16.95
X-Large 16” – $23.95
Spicy Hawaiian

Stromboli, Pineapple, Pepperoni, Mozzarella, and Cheddar Cheese

Medium 12” – $16.95
X-Large 16” – $23.95
Stromboli

Spicy Sausage, Mozzarella and Cheddar Cheese

Medium 12” – $16.95
X-Large 16” – $23.95
Wing Man

Spicy Wing Sauce with a Touch of Ranch, Chicken, Mushrooms, Mozzarella, and Cheddar Cheese

Medium 12” – $16.95
X-Large 16” – $23.95
Kitchen Sink

Sausage, Pepperoni, Canadian Bacon, Mushroom, Onion, Green Pepper, Black Olive, Green Olive, Sauerkraut, Pineapple, Jalapeño, Mozzarella, and Cheddar Cheese

Medium 12” – $19.95
X-Large 16” – $26.95

Speciality Pizza

Additional Toppings or Substitutions Add $1

Vegetarian

Onion, Mushroom, Green Pepper, Black Olive, Fresh Tomato, Mozzarella, and Cheddar Cheese

Medium 12” – $16.95
X-Large 16” – $23.95
“B” Cranky - I Don’t Think So!

Bar-B-Que Beef, Bacon, Mozzarella, and Cheddar Cheese

Medium 12” – $16.95
X-Large 16” – $23.95
Taco

Seasoned Meat, Chips, Lettuce, Fresh Tomato, Mozzarella, and Cheddar Cheese

Medium 12” – $16.95
X-Large 16” – $23.95
BLT

Bacon, Lettuce, Fresh Tomato, Mozzarella, and Cheddar Cheese

Medium 12” – $16.95
X-Large 16” – $23.95
Hawaiian Delight

Canadian Bacon, Pineapple, Sauerkraut, Mozzarella, and Cheddar Cheese

Medium 12” – $16.95
X-Large 16” – $23.95
Bar-B-Que Chicken

Bar-B-Que Chicken, Mozzarella, and Cheddar Cheese

Medium 12” – $16.95
X-Large 16” – $23.95
Reuben

Corned Beef, Sauerkraut, 1,000 Island Dressing, Mozzarella, and Cheddar Cheese

Medium 12” – $16.95
X-Large 16” – $23.95
Fajita Chicken

Seasoned Chicken, Green Pepper, Onion, Fresh Tomato, Mozzarella, and Cheddar Cheese

Medium 12” – $16.95
X-Large 16” – $23.95
Tater Pie

Sausage, Potato, Mozzarella, and Cheddar Cheese

Medium 12” – $16.95
X-Large 16” – $23.95
Meatlovers

Canadian Bacon, Sausage, Pepperoni, Bacon, Mozzarella, and Cheddar Cheese

Medium 12” – $16.95
X-Large 16” – $23.95
Garlic Chicken

Garlic Chicken, Fresh Tomato, Onion, Mozzarella, and Cheddar Cheese

Medium 12” – $16.95
X-Large 16” – $23.95
Cheeseburger

Tastes Just Like a Cheeseburger! – Beef, Pickle, Onion, Ketchup, Mustard, Mozzarella, and Cheddar Cheese

Medium 12” – $16.95
X-Large 16” – $23.95
Chicken Bacon Ranch Potato

Chicken, Ranch Dressing, Bacon, Potato, Mozzarella, and Cheddar Cheese

Medium 12” – $16.95
X-Large 16” – $23.95
Spicy Hawaiian

Stromboli, Pineapple, Pepperoni, Mozzarella, and Cheddar Cheese

Medium 12” – $16.95
X-Large 16” – $23.95
Stromboli

Spicy Sausage, Mozzarella and Cheddar Cheese

Medium 12” – $16.95
X-Large 16” – $23.95
Wing Man

Spicy Wing Sauce with a Touch of Ranch, Chicken, Mushrooms, Mozzarella, and Cheddar Cheese

Medium 12” – $16.95
X-Large 16” – $23.95
Kitchen Sink

Sausage, Pepperoni, Canadian Bacon, Mushroom, Onion, Green Pepper, Black Olive, Green Olive, Sauerkraut, Pineapple, Jalapeño, Mozzarella, and Cheddar Cheese

Medium 12” – $19.95
X-Large 16” – $26.95

House Specials

The Hot Head

Sausage, Jalapeño, Onion, Fresh Tomato, Mozzarella, and Cheddar Cheese

Medium 12” – $15.95
X-Large 16” – $22.95
The Bellyacher

Sausage, Pepperoni, Canadian Bacon, Mushroom, Green Pepper, Onion, Mozzarella, and Cheddar Cheese

Medium 12” – $15.95
X-Large 16” – $22.95
Desserts

Cheese Cake

$5

House Specials

The Hot Head

Sausage, Jalapeño, Onion, Fresh Tomato, Mozzarella, and Cheddar Cheese

Medium 12” – $15.95
X-Large 16” – $22.95
The Bellyacher

Sausage, Pepperoni, Canadian Bacon, Mushroom, Green Pepper, Onion, Mozzarella, and Cheddar Cheese

Medium 12” – $15.95
X-Large 16” – $22.95
Desserts

Cheese Cake

$5